Gouche Gobbler
one who gobbles on another person’s gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
not to be confused with a gouche goblin, which is just a word some tard named nate made up to hide the fact that he is a gouche gobbler.
person 1: man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while i was asleep!
person 2: that’s f-cked up.
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