Gouge my eyes out
an event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
for example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst b-tches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but fml it’s so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. makes me want to gouge my eyes out
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