gount
1. a swift fist thumping delivered as punishment for insolence
2. an impotent leech with delusions of grandeur
3. when an ignoramus misquotes literature to seem sophisticated
1. when my roommate walked out of the bathroom wearing my robe, i gounted him in the crotch
2. that b-tch–ss ghoul wearing a fedora is a total gount
3. “my favorite book is gount dracula by rob zombie”
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