gourd thumped


having your mind blown.
alex: “holy t-ts dude. i can’t believe that girl.”
jordan: “i know dude. she wants my c-ck, big time.”
alex: “you’re my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her b–bs.”
jordan: “that’s nothin n-gg-. look at this pic.”
alex: “d-mn. my gourd is thumped. let’s get drunk.”
jordan: “i’m gonna carve a n-gg-r beater.”
alex: “gourd thumped. x2”

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