Government peanutbutter
the rough peanutb-tter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the u.s.d.a.
there are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)it is supplied for needy families
2)it is supplied for needy inst-tutions
3)you cannot spread this peanutb-tter
4)you cannot lube a tractor with it
“somebody, please help me…i cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutb-tter!”
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