Government Shit
a bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.
smith: “jenkins, where have you been? we’re five minutes late to the briefing. and why are you smiling?”
jenkins: “why, i just took a government sh-t!”
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