government worker
an oxymoron. government does not work, and no-one in government works for you.
as a government worker he spent his 35 hours a week in the office emailing friends, surfing the net and periodically pretending to be busy by interfering with some innocent citizen’s life.
an oxymoron.
man 1: “betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!”
man 2: “she must be a government worker.”
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