Gowins
a pessimistic nonlableable person, thats racist, hates humpback whales and penguins, likes cuddling, hates s-x, loves m-st-rb-t–n, never does work, also thinks he looks like a 45 year old.
“i pulled and gowins the other day, i did nothing all day but get off.”
also hugh jackman.
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the act of someone jacking you off, usually used as a way to offend someone. can be used in the manner of “your mom” (randomly) johnny: “hey can you do my homework later?” tom: “how about you scrub my wool” johnny: “umm?…” everyone else “hahahah!!!”
- kiwiarchy
a state of government in which kiwis pwn j00 and are ran by a maniacal kiwi overload, usually named mahalis kiwiarchy pwns you! l33t pixie stick land is overrun by kiwiarchy.
- Kiweii
kiweii is a prolonged version of the word kiwi. it adds emphasis to the word and a certain cool vibe. originated from the “annoying orange” youtube video. usually followed by “waazzzuuupp!” responce. orange – “eh kiweii!!” kiweii – “waazzzuuup!!” (like in the bud advert)
- elephant paw
noun: last resort description for a woman’s crotch area when “camel toe” or “moose knuckle” won’t do. “camel toe, moose knuckle? that b-tch’s got a f-ckin elephant paw. i bet her p-ssy’s so big that you’d have to strap a board to your -ss so you won’t fall in!”
- Hairy tun
referring to a rather small, unusually hairy v-g-n-, often related to hairy m-ff. eric: “d-mn, have you seen her hairy tun yet?!” andres: “yea, she has a bush the size of a walrus!”