GPA
a very diluted system built to advertise that it -ssesses a student’s knowledge but really means nothing in the job market.
recruiter: your 4.00 gpa does not subst-tute for no experience sir.
interviewee: what? but my university advisor says differently!
recruiter: sorry but she is wrong and i can clearly see you cannot actually do anything useful outside the cl-ssroom.
overated system for determining a students intelligence but on occasion it does reflect a person’s brain power. designed primarily for parents and children with weak egos. generally ignored by students with actual intelligence.
mark: my gpa is 3.98, everyone will soon love and respect me.
dave: (punches mark)
mark: um…..my gpa is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.
dave: your getting smarter everyday.
(short for “grade-point average”.)
1. the average of a student’s grades, or school marks, over a period of time.
2. a student’s mark in the 4-point american grading system.
n. “most colleges require a 4.0 gpa for admittance.”
n. “tom’s gpa was so low, he was unable to partic-p-te in school activities.”
at queen’s university in kingston ontario, the engineering jackets are called gpa’s. this stands for golden party armour. their traditions involve dying the jackets purple and slamming them on the ground in front of cars. all this must be done while very drunk.
man, those engineers are so cool. look at their beautiful purple gpa’s. i wish i was smart enough to be an engineer.
it means grandpa for those who can’t text proper english.
liz: my gpa is flying in here monday.
jay: your grade point average? what?
liz: grandpa
jay: oh, alright.
grade point average. the grade point average is a weighted average based on the grades you receive in each course, weighted by the number of credit hours for that course.
candidates must demonstrate a c-me g.p.a. of 3.8 to be granted further consideration.
general pursuit of -ss
while away at school be sure to always keep that gpa up.
or
my gpa has been low, i need to get drunk.
a shorter or slang version of grandfather or grandpa
g-pa just bought me a car for no reason
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