GPS Liar
when you are using a gps and are usually en route to a destination, and someone calls you to ask how far you are. your reply is greatly exaggerated to make it seem like your 5 minutes away when in reality you’re gps says your are 30+ minutes away
chris – “yo bro i been calling you off the hook when are you going to be here my party starts in 10 minutes”
dylan – “n-gg- im right around the corner ill be there in 5”
chris – “naaa n-gg- your def a gps liar”
-gps actual time = 35 minutes
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