GPS logic
(n. ) — logic that only the most sophisticated gps devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
“i can’t believe my ex-wife said that about me. only the most sophisticated gps devices can track that kind of logic. that’s what i call gps logic at work!”
overheard at a watercooler in washington, d.c. on january 6, 2012
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