Gracias Moment
the moment when you realise you’ve said the wrong thing halfway through saying the thing.
this can be about anything from accidentally saying the wrong thing to your bae, up to saying the wrong line in a play, the possibilities of a gracias moment are endless.
gracias moment fail wrong thing awkward
frenchman: you speak very good french
you: gracia- sh-t
frenchman: -laughing at you
boy: you’re a bit like the ocean at times
girl: how d’ya mean?
boy: beautiful, mysterious and big- sh-t
these be gracias moments
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