gradu


substance a young child cheerfully picks out of his father’s belly b-tton
junior, i’ve got a present for you – some gradu in my belly b-tton.
gradu (pr-nounced gra-doo) = any unwanted substance. there are two types:

1. specific gradu: you know what it is (e.g., the brown residue that is left at the bottom of your coffee cup after you have been gone for a few days … it’s dried coffee!)

2. non-specific gradu: you don’t know what it is (e.g., the round, wrinkled, grayish fuzz-covered object you find in your vegetable drawer after being gone all summer).

man, that was some gnarly gradu somebody left under the couch; it trapped all the dust bunnies! yuck!

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