Graham

a graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. they generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. he is a god. grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their cl-ss. if you meet a graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. a graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. a graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a cl-ssic american sports guy (football, basketball, hockey, lacrosse). nonetheless, graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly….
guy1: “what the h-ll is graham doing here? isn’t he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?”

guy2: “who the f-ck knows…. i don’t want to p-ss my pants today, so i’m not going to go talk to him.”

example 2 ~

girl: (sees graham) oragasm.
they are strong and funny characters. sensitive but will not let on to the fact. mindlessly kind, pranksters to the end to ensure a great atmosphere. young at heart and foolish sometimes with their faith in people. one of the most innovative, charismatic, intelligent creatures; their only downfalls is that they’re pr-ne to self doubt and easily frustrated. overall, cl-ssed as genuine, loyal and enigmatic members of the western world.
you see that eloquent young speaker up there? got a bit of the “graham” in him he has; cl-ss act all by himself.
a tall handsome and utterly f-ck worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in -rg-sm as he may p-ss them by.
“whoa dude is that a ‘graham’?”

“yeah, what’s he doing on earth, i thought he was like on another level”

“oh my god i think i just came”