Grampa
he’s a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. he really is a softie if you give him a hug. he wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. his best friend is his dog. they go everywhere together. he only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of van camp’s baked beans. the volume on his tv is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. he’s the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. he goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he p-sses on to you. he’s p-ssionate and generous. you can always count on grampa.
grampa: “those bush’s baked beans arent very good you know!”
mom to child: “hey get your grampa a beer.”
grandkid: “i love my grampa!”
(n.) one who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960’s car.
get off the road grampa!
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