Grampy’s Handshake


a vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
dude lets go drinking at old tymers tonight.

why? it’s full of h-rny old men.

i know. i got a grampy’s handshake last time i was there.
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