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  a dinner that involves many different items that have no relationship to each other. like in the movie grandmas boy where he gets a huge display of odd food. sister: hey go look in the kitchen mom made a real grandma boys dinner today. brother: wow yea she did today we have mac and cheese, […]

• grandma glasses

  put your d-ck into mouth and hang your b-lls onto ears of your lover. grandma found her gl-sses and she is happy.

• Grapefruit Dread

  the most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. see grateful dead. deadhead: i was jammin’ out to some soul soothing grapefruit dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet. uncle jerry, man, rest in peace. young’un: you mean jerry garcia? and grateful dead? deadhead: -facepalm.-

• pergina

  a woman’s p-ssage from the outer genital area to the uterus. also known as a p-ssy. lucy: my pergina hurts from all the s-x we had last night. dave: count you and your pergina lucky because i am going in again. pergina is a new internet term for v-g-n- carr’s mom’s pergina is awkwardly brown.

• Penis Check

  when a man needs s-xual gratification off his woman, he asks for a p-n-s check. the woman is instructed to play with his b-lls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after w-nk the p-n-s to ensure that is fine. if the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and […]

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