grand slam it up your ass
originating from the popular breakfast platter, the grand slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his d-ck in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone’s -ss repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming “breakfast is the most important meal of the day!”
becky, i was going to make breakfast, but when i opened the fridge, i realized i had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your -ss last night.
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