grandad

a older gentleman. often a postman called kevin
kevin you are such a grandad
when you absolutely plough the sh-t out of the side of someone’s thigh with your knee, hence named because they will be walking like a grandad for the rest of the day.
“hey joffy, if you don’t p-ss me a beer i’m gonna grandad the living sh-t out of you!”
an exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.
man: “oh yeah baby…..mmm hmmm…”

woman: “oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah….”

man: “uh, uh, uh, uh…oh yeah….oh f-ck…i’m gonna…i’m gonna…grandad!!!!”

woman: “what the f-ck is wrong with you?!?! get off of me and get the f-ck out of my house you sick freak!!”
where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bl–dy funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like h-ll. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a ‘running grandad’, the ‘spinny’ and a ‘flying grandad’.
‘oi m8 i think u’v got a grandad’!!!!!
pervy old man who taps girls on the -ss.
me: omg here comes grandad
you: oh f-ck.
grandad: hi baby *tap tap*
when you f-ck him with a strap on and he yells his grandads name.
i dumped him cus he did the grandad.
someone called alex thomson. he is wrinkled and elderly from liverpool. one of alsops finest. he’s liked, he’s loved, and he’s a thot
where’s r granfadr?

does grandad still like you, sian?