Grandma Glove
the act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma’s hand feel. also known as a “velvet glove”
similar to the stranger. altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
kye couldn’t get that girl’s number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.
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