Grandmas Pizza
pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles ‘grandma’ with it’s funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.
john: dude, what’s that smell!!
mark: oh, it’s probably this slice of grandmas pizza i found.
john: and you’re eating it? good g-d, it’s starting to grow things on it!
mark: ..it has character.
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