grandmaster of the pootang
to earn the t-tle “grandmaster of the pootang”, one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the “full lick”. grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your b-tch, use her up and toss her back to you like a cabbage patch kid after daddy’s pitbull spike is done with it.
“bro i tried to do that full lick sh-t mane, i can’t quite get it. sh-t’s hard”
“yeah man you ain’t quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet”
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