Grandmaw


a grandmother from goldsboro, north carolina who loves and cherishes her grandchildren.
i just had “grandmaw” tattooed on my arm
a loving term used in texas and most of the south to mean “grandmother.”
is grandmaw home?
an old ugly dried up hag who preys on younger men 30 years her junior.
that grandmaw wants to date my baby brother!

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