grandpa
and old fogey who knows his sh-t. totally gangsta. lol
“im bout it, im rowdy, i just p-ssed a kidney stone.”
usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. always a playa, you know how they do.
all they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
grandpa bob: want to hear a joke?
sam: sure grandpa
grandpa bob: i never saw a purple cow i never hope to see one, but i can tell you anyhow i’d rather see than be one!
sam: i don’t get it
grandpa bob: when you become wiser you will.
an over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows
a: tommorrow i’m turning 26! 😡
b: you f-cking grandpa
guy’s purple and green bong. grandpa.
let’s pull grandpa outta the closet and get high.
code name for the guy in louisiana..that works on women’s stuff….for free
kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
an extended reference to gpa (a common acronym for grade point average). g-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word “grandpa” in text or instant messaging.
yes! i just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! now i have a 3.0 on the dot!
a really grumpy man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, albeit wise, old man, who is easily irritated by crazy women.
grandpa none whatsoever for this page
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