Grandpa Cow
n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispr-nounced his name (kyle) as “cow”; and he has a strange ability to make c-ke cans stick to his forhead.
jack: “i have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck.”
daphne: “b-mmer dude. i love hanging out with my grandpa. he is a total grandpa cow!”
jack: “i’m so jealous.”
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