Granified


when someone, primarily a male, has vastly improved his s-x life as a result of listening to the advice of tiffany granath, who provides commentary on playboy radio on sirius xm.
ralph has definitely been granified lately as shown by his stellar performance with oral s-x since listening to tiffany on playboy radio.

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