Grankini
swimwear that looks like something your grandma/nan/granny would wear.
stu: “i like that swimming costume”
jess: “what?! it’s a grankini!”
a bikini worn by a grandma, or an old lady.
the act of wearing this item of clothing usually results in bad reactions from public.
man 1: arr got a good ole grankini to your right.
man 2: man, that’s rough.
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