Granny Awards
an annual celebration of archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for boomers (and other old people.)
nominated for 2014 granny awards rock alb-m of the year:
zeppelin, sabbath, bowie and neil young
— four acts that were “too hip to be square”- around 1970.
kings of leon and queens of the stone age
— named after a p-sse form of government and a truly ancient age of tech.
how desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. — citizen of the galaxy
– once upon a time, even before the flood, contemporaneous fans of “old blue eyes” and the “candy man” embarr-ssed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. please, stop the madness!
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