granny boner


a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney b-n-r.
boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
-girl goes down and starts doin her thing-
girl: wait you have a granny b-n-r
boy: ah sh-t i was in the shower too long

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