granny clay
when you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman’s v-g-n- and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
“dude i ate so much granny clay i sh-t bricks!” “bro i made a mold of my p-n-s with granny clay!”
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