Granny Handing
c-mming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty sh-t again for ultimate friction.
or
swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
dude 1: hey dude shake my hand!
dude 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
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