granny schedule


the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.
d-mn foo! i’m so tired, i didn’t go to sleep last night because i want to go on granny schedule!

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