Granny Two Shoes


an outspoken often times rude grandmother. usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man’s. their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, “mug”. usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, “love” instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. they often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. they often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. there is a high concentration of these types in southwest florida.
the granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! when i asked what happened she said it was my fault! granny two shoes also said, “….my jerk husband is still alive d-mnit!”

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