granola homo
a h-m-s-xual male who at first appears to be “artsy” or “earthy,” but is in fact just stylized to look that way. also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.
jerem: “i saw phil the other day! he had dirty hair and a long beard, he’s totally turning into a granola h-m-.
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