granolamuncher
a cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.
i was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!
patcholy oil smelling, unwashed, unshaven, stink farm, bent on saving trees see treehugger or hippie. wears birkenstocks usually is armed with a guitar with bad tune and/or a hemp footsack/footbag see also hackysac. should save the world on their time not ours.
did you smell that? that granolamuncher needs a bic and a bar of soap, they just stunk.
someone who enjoys hiking on nature trails and bird watching.
when you go hiking, granola is a staple food item because it can keep for long periods of time in heat and cold weather.
jenny went hiking in the rockies for a month, she is such a granola muncher.
#granola #muncher #hiker #nature #gran
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