Granola’s Witness
an environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
“my landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the gr-ss, and says i don’t recycle enough.”
“wow! he’s a real granola’s witness”
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