Grant-dick


a unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.
when trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named grant says, “oh, that would be about 36,000 grant-d-cks long”, making your buddies then ask, “so grant, your saying your d-ck is only 1/1000th of an inch? sucks to be you”

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