Grant Dirks


max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.
grant “dirks” owns you max. youre on the b team in rugby, you suck.
noun- anything grossly corpulent and fat
adj- fat, corpulent, portly, husky
hey, you eat alot. your’e a regular grant dirks.

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