Grantaire


grantaire is a s-xy human being who actually has a name(which is spelled unusually). he is in college, and he is a very amazing actor/singer. he is named grantaire because he looks like the man from the les miserables movie, grantaire, who is always drunk, yet is also an amazing singer/actor. he is fancied by a girl in 7th grade, who is secretly married to him. they are secretly living happily 🙂 he also likes to randomly outburst into song
girl #1: omg look at that guy! is that george blagden?!
girl #2: omg he totally looks like him! maybe his name is grantaire!! let’s go talk to him!

girl #1: hi, are you-
guy(grantaire): some wine and say whats going on?
grantaire is a ugly drunk guy from les miserables . and he is in love with enjolras !! they f-cking died holding hands!!!
grantaire loved enjolras

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