Granting

when one excessively complains about simple and minor things, such as videogames, sports, or any form of minor imperfection, such as a fuzzy television screen or perhaps an out of place pixel.
he claimed the baseball game was set up, and i had to listen to him granting about it all night.
to regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. this is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.
example 1 of granting a person
person in group: “fuarkk man, i’m so sore from my gym sesh bra.”
grantie: “haha, you big, pansy girl. how’s your v-g-n-?”
everyone in group laughs
granter: “haha, you big, pansy girl. how’s your v-g-n-?”
group goes silent.

example 2 of granting a phrase/word
person 1: fuaarrkk!!
everyone laughs
person 2: fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
everyone laughs
person 3: fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
everyone laughs
granter: fuuarkkk!!!
everyone silent
granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,

to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. usually used in a negative manner. someone who grants is a very annoying person.
john: i swear the fish was 3 times my size
jim: stop granting john
camping in call of duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.
friend 1: dude!!! i just got killed again!
friend 2: yea, that kid was granting!
when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.
example #1:

a dad asking his son a question because the dad is interested in what his son did at school today-

dad (intended question): hi grant how was your school day?
dad (actual attemped question): hi grant how was …..?

thegranter (with “granting” behavior): no dad! stop asking me questions! i’m, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you’re stupid and you’re bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.

example #2:

a dad asking his son about why he didn’t eat his breakfast because the dad is concered about his son’s health and welfare-

dad (intended question): grant, you didn’t finish the nice breakfast i made for you. what’s wrong?

dad (actual attemped question): grant, you…

thegranter (with “granting” behavior): stop it dad! i hate this food. it makes me sick. i’ve never liked it. you just do this to make me upset. i hate you.
when a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that n-body gives a sh-t about.
jimmy and steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, “steve, quit granting the joint and p-ss that sh-t.”