Granular Vaginitis
an infantry term for sand in the p-ssy. commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.
origin: i first heard this from a command sergeant major at camp greaves korea.
captain addressing his troops: “private jones has an acute case of granular vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field.”
a military term that signifies someone’s p-ssy att-tude being from their time in the sandbox.
“what’s wrong with you today plants?”
“nothing’s wrong with him, he’s just got granular vaginitis.”
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