Granville, OH
mankind’s premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from columbus, oh. known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn’t normally be done in the antebellum south. not surprisingly, the town leans democrat.
worthington: “my dear chap, thanks for the coffee! do you happen to live in this village of granville, oh?”
joe: “i’m actually from newark.”
worthington: “slave trash.” (spit on joe)
a charming town just east of columbus. population 9,585. founded in 1805. home of denison university. sterotypes of granville are: rich, sn-bby and smart. but people in granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. overall granville is a fantastic place to live.
davis: wow, this town is beautiful. i am in awe with the kind citizens and the charming shops. what a wondeful place to live!
taylor: well, i mean, obviously. you’re in granville, oh.
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