Grape Smuggler
when a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.
check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.
grape smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the b-ll-cks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are “smuggling grapes” between their legs.
often seen on european, particularly french, males.
wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers
a man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he’s carrying grapes in his crotch. also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.
a man in a speedo.
even on a trip to an american beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.
a person who wears briefs or more specifically speedos.
a swimmer smuggles their “grapes” in their speedo.
men in speedos
those guys are grape smugglers
a man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. the high, tight pants causes the gentleman’s genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .
look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.
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