graphics whore


one who, in video games, values graphics above all and ignores all other aspects of the game. also known for rejecting unrealistic graphic types such as cel-shading.

stupid people, basically.
i can’t play my snes because the graphics suck too much.
the shame of gaming, the worst kind of gamer, and one that gives other gamers a bad name by hating on a game because the graphics aren’t realistic enough for them, when instead, they should be looking for smooth controls, varied moves/abilities, smooth gameplay with few bugs, and above all, fun.
graphics wh-r-: i’m going to play my 360 and ps3 because i am awesome.
me: well, have fun. i’m going to play snes, n64, genesis, and nes.
graphics wh-r-: you still play that outdated sh-t? man, that sh-t is stupid and the graphics suck b-lls!
me: you know what? why don’t you go f-ck yourself with a rusty chainsaw?
in terms of the marketing cr-p that is called “the console wars” or the “next generation wars” in video game consoles, it is someone that puts down, denies, refutes, and ignores a system solely if the console does not have the graphic and processing power as the other compet-tion.

see: fanboy for other details.
boy1: “omg, the nintendo wii is so freaking awesome.”
boy2: “it is just the gamecube with a new remote. it is so gimicky. it can’t even go beyond 480i!”
boy1: “you’re just a graphics wh-r-.”
basically someone who likes the video game for the graphics, not the gameplay. usually refuses to play older games on any console besides newer-generation consoles.
johnny: hey, george, do you wanna play some grand theft auto: vice city?

george: no way! those graphics suck -ss, grand theft auto 4’s are better!

johnny: yeah but, vice city kicks 4’s -ss.

george: yes but the graphics are better

johnny: …graphics wh-r-…

george: aaaregrk135khjkjh4jkjfhekrhrk!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1) a person who likes the nintendo ds remake of final fantasy 3 more than the original nes game.

(2) a person who hates kingdom hearts: chain of memories simply because it doesn’t have the same clunky-looking 3d graphics as the other two games in the series.
old-school ff fan: have you played ff3?

mr. never-played-a-ff-before-7: yeah! i renamed luneth to “bubba.”

old-school ff fan: five letter names? luneth? what the heck
are you talking about that piece of junk remake for? i meant the real final fantasy 3, ya friggin’ graphics wh-r-!

mr. never-played-a-ff-before-7: waaaah! you called me a wh-r-! i’m gonna go cut myself and be emo like cloud now!

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