grapneling
the s-xual act of inserting the tip of a strap-on d-ld- into the foreskin of another p-n-s.
it allows one to enjoy the sensual pleasures of docking while remaining in the confines of heteros-xual relations, and can be used as an alternative to pegging.
tom: hey mary, i’m getting a bit bored of taking it up the -ss, but i don’t like the idea of a man sticking his p-n-s into my foreskin, so i thought we’d spice it up tonight with some grapneling.
mary: that sounds great, dear! i’ll get my strap-on!
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