grappling baby
a mexican baby that is launched into america from a mothers uterus in mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
you see raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son jose is still r-t-rded from it.
noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in mexico aiming her birth c-n-l at america to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.
steven colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.
a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth c-n-l at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.
a: aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
b: look again, peter, that’s a grappling baby!
the all too common occurrence of a woman in mexico aiming her birth c-n-l at america, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.
thanks to juanita’s grappling-baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the texas/mexico boarder fence into sovereign us territory.
a pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth c-n-l over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.
“d-mn, there’s a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby…”
noun. a baby that is fired from the birth c-n-l of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. it is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.
stephen colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the colbert report. – 12-12-11
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