Graspercate
when one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted t-rds. similar to a bar grabber.
dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to graspercate. with added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted egg plant t-rd.
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