grass lives matter


a newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. it is often regarded as a philosophy.

as previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. then, paper is our skin ripped off. wood. wood is made of carbon. we are all made of carbon. animals are made of carbon. some animals eat gr-ss. that’s because trees are at war with all other plants. they are parasites. the plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. but the animals that eat other animals are traitors. they decided #gr-sslivesmatter and they started killing other trees.

the founders of this philosophy are unknown. however, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
“hey, did you hear of the gr-ss lives matter movement? nothing like that black lives matter bullsh-t! hippies were right all along!”

Read Also:

  • fleek fleet

    a group of very well kept friends showing up to a place causing envy. everyone stopped to stare at the fleek fleet that had just walked into the bar.

  • nyamfuck

    a stupid and r-t-rded hoe you look like a nyamf-ck

  • cl101

    stands for cringe lord 101 tessa-i can’t stand him dan-he’s just a cl101

  • pulled a leah

    to pull a leah can mean to cause annoyances or anger someone. it can also be used to describe a female who acts condescendingly fake and sl-tty. did you see how juliette “accidently” spilled water on manny? she really pulled a leah to pull a leah can mean to cause annoyances or anger someone. it […]

  • concentiate

    the formal word for the act of sending nudes, either picture or video she finally wanted to concentiate with me!


Disclaimer: grass lives matter definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.