grass on the wicket


a slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence gr-ss) around her p-ssy (hence on the wicket).

therefore the girl is old enough for s-x (hence lets play cricket..)
mate, if there is gr-ss on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.
a younger female who looks capable of s-xual intercourse
gr-ss on the wicket, lets play cricket

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