grassini
this last name is decended from an old roman god! that n-body liked. he died by trupping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. it can be labeled as the definition of “r-t-rd”. any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. they are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (f-cking greedy c-nt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.
“yo is that kid a gr-ssini?”
“think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday.”
“doesnt the school have a hornet problem?”
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